Sunday, January 31, 2010

..::nAsib x meNyebeLahi kita::..

ARSENAL vs MAN U


ya...aQ tau rkan2 perjuangan sume dah tau
keputusannya....
kte tewas 1-3 d'tgn msuh lme ManU
aQ mmg sdey giler tp ape bley wat..
diorg xkuat pn cme nsib je xmnyebelahi kte...
jd aQ hrap kalian sume jgn ptus ase
ade hkmah disebalik k'klhan ini
biarkn mreka bnge dgn kmengan ini
tp INGAT
kte ttap JUARA
trus kn mnyokong ARSENAL
jgn mdah mgalah....cayok2

Saturday, January 30, 2010

bUat si jEjaka iDamaN

ok...smlm aQ ade bg nsihat wat si gaDis
n skng aQ nk bg nasihat kt kaum aQ sndri lak
kpd jejaka iDamaN sekalian....
btol kew nie????

VS
(sekadar gambar hiasan)

Lelaki Melayu tidak romantik?

ha...ape mcm..btol ke nie??
ptot la si gadis t'tarik pd org asing
lbh tepat lg bangladesh n pak arab...
tp ade btol jgak
aQ tgk dak lelaki skang nie lbh mmntingkn hiburn semate2(bkn aQ la...hehe)
ape2 pn kte tgk dri sndri
yg mne rse xbaek kte ubah k
bru la bley jd lelaki melayu terakhir:)

..::bUat si gAdis::..

nie aQ ade sedikit peringtan serta rujukan buat si gadis diluar:)
untuk mengenal dgn lbh m'dlm psngan msg2...
aQ jmpe nie wak2 tgh boring2
lwak gak r...hehe

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mEn's rULes



1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday = Sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is act of terrorism and we do not negotiate with terrorists.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say what you mean! If you think that we know that you mean YES when you say NO, you are damn wrong.
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. No need to elaborate ! We are sick hearing the ‘WHY‘ question even after we give the answer.
1. Come to us with a problem only the one that you can’t solve. Try solving the simple shit things by yerself. You’re a big babe!! not big baby!!
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are!! Don’t ask us that silly question.
1. If something we said can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself!!
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don’t want us to answer, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… Really.
1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1.You are in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this: Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don’t mind that, it’s like camping.

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haha...lu pkir la sendiri...hehehe

Friday, January 29, 2010

bUat saHabat-saHabat aQ


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ok,tgh ade ape2 nie,aQ nk bg shbt2 aQ smagt cket...
aQ tau mgu nie kte akn ade test..
never give up guys n 4 all yg da rse mls nk bkak bku x
cayok2...=)

da hEbat sGt kEw????



ha mgkin korg knal x mamat nie???
mgkin ade yg xtau sape mamat nie n ape yg dia da buat,xpe2 bia aQ cite cket ttg mamat nie....
ok, klu korng nk tau mamat nia la yg digelar adukataruna(khairulizam abdul ghani name sbnr dia) yg tlh hina almarhum sultan johor dlm blog dia baru2 nie....konon nk jd hero la 2(aQ mmg pnas giler ngan dia nie,klu dpt abes)
xde la yg aQ plik nie wat mende la dia ckp mende2 bengong mcm 2??dia tau x ape e2 SULTAN.....aiii org zaman skrg nie mcm2 perangai,
xtau aQ nk kate ape.
aQ rase la kn org mcm nie kite patut bg pngajaran yg secukupnya,takat mntk maaf....hoho aQ xterime beb,aQ ade drah johor dlm dri aQ,jd aQ xkn terime klu dia dhukum dgn mantak maap secara terbuke je....hukuman yg berat harus dijatuh kan....
ok e2 pndangan aQ la...xtau la korng
renung-renung kn la k.....

Thursday, January 28, 2010

dah lUpe ke????



aRi nie ble aQ bce paper bnyk kes2 yg mlibtkn negare kite...ntah la ape nk jd ngan msayakat skng nie....kt sni org bkar surau,bkar gereja..kt sana org campak kepale babi kt masjid....ape mende sumenye nie???
ape yg korng sume nk sbnrnye...aQ pn xpaham la....kte da elok2 aman nk jgak negare kte b'perang...bodoh ke ape(aQ mmg geram giler ngan yg tlibat ngan kes nie....kite da lupe ke yg rkyat MALAYSIA ade prinsip?????

bErakhirNye peMilihAn MPP bg UTeM

akhiRnye tamat la sudah perjuangan calon2 mpp bg u aQ...
ade yg mnang ade yg kalah...
urm adat la 2 kan
but never give up k kpd yg krng bernaseb baek
mybe ade hikmah di sebalik nie kn...sape tau=)

ha...kpd yg da terpilih 2..jgn lupe plak tggungjawab yg diberi...
pling penting manifesto2 yg da dijnjikan
ingt e2 amanah 2.

ape2 pn tahniah k....=)



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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

saLam pEmbuKabiCara...



akHirnyE aQ b'jayE jGak wAt bLog nie...ntah la knape tbe2 Gtal lak tGn nie nk wat bLog nie...hahaha













aQ haRap lA yG aq dpt gne Blog nIe baEk2..
mmg xSngke la....btol2 la xtpu..hehe(tpEgUn lg nIe...haha)